So, yeah.
I have no idea what happened to me in the last months. I’m back now, though. For good.
*hangs head in shame*
I have no idea what happened to me in the last months. I’m back now, though. For good.
*hangs head in shame*
(Source: theselittleinsecurities, via workingforweightloss)
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Hello guys!
I don’t usually do this, but it’s REALLY important. You’ve probably heard about SOPA and PIPA (who didnt, we are on the internet) but there is something coming up that might be as awesomely not awesome: ACTA.
ACTA (understand: Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement) is going to be voted by the European Parliament, but is signed by not less than 39 countries worldwide (Including the US, Korea, Japan, EU, Mexico…), really soon and must be stopped. The people who wrote this “agreement” are NOT people’s representatives.
Internet wise, it would mean you’d be monitored on EVERYTHING YOU DO ONLINE. (the video about the internet aspect of ACTA ). Nothing will be private again. Everything will be monitored, even your facebook/twitter/tumblr/Deviantart/Blog, you won’t have a single piece of privacy on the internet, as your internet provider will watch and track EVERYTHING.
They will be considered “responsible” for everything, so they will take actions themselves, without any other warnings.
You can read and watch videos about ACTA here
And more reading about it with how to contact EU reps
THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, SIGN and if you can (especially my fellow EU citizens) contact your European representative!
I figured if I’m going to be off topic today, might as well do it properly.
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And that’s all I have to say about the internet.
Oi, dumbass!
I know you may not always remember this, but you are in fact a very smart person. Getting up at 8AM and leaving the house in a hurry without breakfast because you have an exam at 11:30 and still need to do some revision? Bad for you, but understandable. Forgetting to buy something to eat during the exam, which only ends at 3PM? Well, pretty moronic. Still, you pretty much forget everything so it’s not like it wasn’t to be expected.
I can handle all that. Do you know what I can’t handle? Skipping lunch because you want to go swim and don’t want to have to wait after eating. When you’ve been up for 7 hours and still haven’t eaten anything. Because hey, no reason why you can’t eat afterwards. Dumbass! You’ll feel great in the pool, but by the time you leave you’ll feel dizzy, light-headed and will have to stubbornly talk your body out of throwing up once you hit the shower.
[Sorry guys, I had the dumbs today.]
I want to marry greek yougurt and have its cute little greek yogurt babies.
Holy crap, why had I not eaten this before? This is absolutely delicious.

Well, hello there. That’s an 8000-calorie hamburger. It comes from a restaurant called Heart Attack Grill. Their french fries are fried in lard. The milkshakes are made from butter. The coke contains pure sugar. And if you manage to finish your burger, you can leave the restaurant by wheel chair (seriously).
Their motto: A test worth dying for.
Part of their description: “While other diet centers continue to charge exorbitant fees, the Heart Attack Grill program is focused upon remaining affordable. Always keeping the patient’s budget in mind, you’ll have the comfort of knowing that all your meals are absolutely free once you reach the 350 pound goal weight. Imagine the joy of knowing you’ve finally achieved something!”
Yeah, not only do they pump you up with about 10000 calories a meal, by the time you reach 350lbs you never have to pay for another meal again.
I can’t even. I can’t. I have officialy lost all ability to can.
Dear God, Americans.